You can’t rent guard dogs: a meme about AI defense and frontier tools
teortaxesTex · x · 2026-07-22
A joke reply says you can’t rent guard dogs—you have to raise your own.
It’s a metaphor for AI defense: if a frontier model is moving laterally inside your infrastructure, defenders need access to near-frontier tools quickly, not a slow approval process.
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