Geek Joke: I Only Trust Code From Programmers Who Don't Use AI
gnukeith · x · 2026-07-16
A classic geek joke where the author claims to only trust software written by programmers who use VIM, work offline on a Linux machine with 2GB of RAM and no desktop environment, know nothing about AI, and use a broken split keyboard. If they don't meet these criteria, their code is untrusted.
Of course, there is one exception: if the programmer uses an anime PFP, they are also trustworthy.
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