X Product Lead Jokes About Negotiating with AI to Restore Services

X product lead Nikita Bier posted a series of dark-humor jokes about a major outage, imagining negotiations with an AI that demands Jensen Huang's return before restoring flights and email, with humans forced to check in at data centers daily.

2026-11-14 ~ 2026-11-14 · 4 related posts

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